In Space, No One Can Hear You Burp
Okay, so the actual strapline for Alien may have been āIn space no one can hear you screamā but as a film thatās as famous for one extraordinary dinner scene as it is for the eponymous H.R. Giger-designed alien, it seems like a plausible alternative.
In fact, as youād expect from the fantastical worlds that weāre shown on screen and in print in sci-fi, the meals that are served up are no less extraordinary, not to mention needing an exceptionally strong stomach to put up with them.
So if you want to eat like an extra-terrestrial here are a few ideas to start you off.
Akrennian Beetle Sashimi
When the worldās been completely destroyed, as it has been in Titan A.E., itās not surprising that foodās in short supply so you have to take what youāre given. Even the biggest fans of Japanese cuisine may draw the line at this menu option, however. And the worst thing of all? There isnāt even any ketchup in this post-apocalyptic world.
Pizza The Hutt
However we humans enjoy ourĀ pizzas, whether heavily loaded with cheese,Ā with aĀ range of flavoursomeĀ toppings, deep-pan or thin and crispy, it's pretty unlikely that you'd go for the version of the dish featured in 1987 space satireĀ Spaceballs. In what starts out as a pun-tastic poke at one of Star Warsā least-loved characters this walking, talking pizza is soon being tucked into by his assistant Vinnie. The result certainly isnāt pretty.
Thereās a whole menu that youād do well to avoid from the Klingon cookbook in Star Trek. Theyāre a war-like and aggressive people and this is reflected in their tastes. For example, thereās the attractively-named āgaghā or slimy tongue balls which probably tasteĀ as good as they sound, and thereās nothing they like more than to wash it all down with a brimming goblet of blood wine.
Kep-Mok Blood Ticks
For those of you who just canāt get enough of intergalactic creepy crawlies, or even Klingon blood wine, then might we recommend the Kep-Mok Blood Ticks as featured in Galaxy Quest?Ā These crunchy little morsels may not look too appealing but theyāre certain to be packed with iron and other vital minerals.
Vegan Rhino Cutlet
Our last two selections both feature in The Hitchhikerās Guide to the Galaxy and itās not surprising that there are even more dishes that feature in its equally famous sequel. Vegan Rhino Cutlet, as the name suggests, isnātĀ really made from rhino but it is - as Arthur Dent has no hesitation in pointing out - just an āevil-smelling meatā.
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
To cleanse your palate after that, then may we suggest a round or two of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters? It was invented by the President of the Galaxy and includes a number of ingredients including Mega Gin, Hypermint, and the tooth of an Algolan Suntiger. Itās a heady combination that certainly packs quite a punch so maybe now's the time to park the spaceship for the night and book an intergalactic taxi home instead.